Tomorrow is the Apple Cup, though I believe a better moniker would be the Crapple Cup, the Sour Apple Bowl, or even the Toilet Bowl. The two worst teams in college football, the Washington Huskies and the Washington State Cougars, face one another in what could quite an ugly game. I’m having friends over for the game, and here are a few jokes I will use to razz my die-hard buddies (especially since I attended neither school):
- How are the Cougars like Billy Graham? Answer: Both can make 50,000 people rise and scream “Jesus Christ!”
- Where do you go in Seattle in case of a hurricane? Answer: Husky Stadium: they’ve never had a touchdown.
- How do you keep a Cougar out of your yard? Answer: Put goal posts in it.
- What’s the difference between the Huskies and a dollar bill? Answer: You can get four quarters from the dollar.
Have a great Saturday, and I’ll be back with some education thoughts on Sunday.