This Onion Made My Eyes Water
Posted by drpezz on April 2, 2008
Do you tire of the played out teen movie scenario which ends with the climactic prom scene? Or the nerd gets the girl? Or the kids mesh old-school and new-school?
Well, fear no more! The Onion made my eyes water and I laughed out loud as I read this satiric look at the dance that changed the social scene forever. Move over Flashdance. Get out of the way Save the Last Dance. Here’s Cassie Lisbon!

Jim Van Pelt said
I read your first sentence twice as “Do you tire of the played out teen movie scenario which ends with the climactic porn scene?”
This is what I get for arriving for school before 6:00.
drpezz said
That would definitely change the post considerably!
Why are you at school so early?!
Jim Van Pelt said
I’m an early planner. I’m here most mornings around 5:30.